Why Smelly Is Like He Is

The fridge magnet (designed, of course, by Smelly Himself) says it all!  If you want to sell magnets like these (as a super impulse-purchase item) in your retail store, without the stupid watermarks of course, you can check out Smelly's new "Bits of Wisdom" magnet website.  We'll have them available individually for retail sale sooner or later, but for now if anyone's interested, just call or email Smelly or, better still, come visit him at the Smelly Gourmet in Metamora!